Storybook Love

Written and performed by Willy DeVille and arranged by Mark Knopfler. Featured in the 1987 film The Princess Bride. English text copyright to them. Latin parody by Dylan Schrader.

Come, my love, I'll tell you a tale
Of a boy and girl and their love story
And how he loved her, oh, so much
And all the charms she did possess
Venias dum fabulor de
Pueri puellaeque amore.
Ille amore captus tam valde
Haec praedita tali decore.
Now this did happen once upon a time
When things were not so complex
And how he worshiped the ground she walked
And when he looked in her eyes, he became obsessed
Olim quidem sic factum est,
Simpliciore tempore,
Ut adoraverit semitas
Cuius oculis motus maximopere.
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
It's as real as the feelings I feel
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
This love was stronger than the powers so dark
A prince could have within his keeping
His spells to weave and steal a heart
Within her breast, but only sleeping
Qui amor tenebroso potior
Fuit principis robore,
Qui cantionibus raperet
Cor dormientis pectore.
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
It's as real as the feelings I feel
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
He said, "Don't you know I love you, oh, so much
And lay my heart at the foot of your dress?"
She said, "Don't you know that storybook loves
Always have a happy ending"?
Then he swooped her up just like in the books
And on his stallion they rode away
"Nonne scis," inquit, "quod te amo,
Et cor ad oram vestis depono?"
"Amores," ait, "fabulae instar
Ad bonum finem perducuntur."
Quae velut in scriptis subrepta est
Et equo ambo vecti sunt.
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
It's as real as the feelings I feel
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Amor meus, licet fabulosus,
Tam verus est quam animi motus.
Tam verus est quam animi motus.